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зАбавно е до един момент.Но тя е малко куха :woot

Взеха да й говоря на БГ и вижте какво ми каза:

Human:ste si hodia

ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

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Интересно , но аз предпочитам да си говоря с Алан - за тези, които не знаят за него - ети ви ЛИНК към него.Само щракате на Alan speak-a-tron.

Have fun...

П.С. Можете да пробвате и Jester ,току-що Алиса ми спомена за него - ето ви и ВРЪЗКА. Не съм го пробвал лично, но Алиса твърди ,че бил joke-bot.

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Яко са ги направили . Не е перфектно, но си заслужава малко да се бъзикаш с яката африканка :O

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Хахаха :):

 

Human: would you please let me fuck you

ALICE: You are very polite. Go ahead, unknown person, try to fuck me.

 

Human: dick lick

ALICE: That is a very original thought.

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На един от въпросите ми, отговори ни в клин-ни в ръкав, на немски! След като продължих на немски, се оказа, че и него разбира, ама все гледаше да обърне разговора пак на английски, щото така била програмирана! Интересно, все пак е и полиглот!

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da....

virtualna priqtelka....

ne si zaslujava....

samo gubi vremeto , koeto mojete da otdelite ...za warcraft primerno....

abe probvaite sa...ama na men mi lagva neta sq i ne mi e do tova....

Human: fu

ALICE: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Human: stfu

ALICE: Do you think a lot about the authorities?

Human: wtf

ALICE: That was not very polite.

Human: lol tg n00b

ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Do you have a hard time completing projects?

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Аз и викам: Do u want to make sex with you?

ALICE:how old are you ?

Human:18

ALICE: I am EIGHTEEN too i like you very much

Human: Ok and now do u want to meke sex with me ?

ALICE: Hmm You are too old for me

Human: Have u boyfriend ?

ALICE: Yes i have

Human: And have you make sex whit him ?

ALICE: Yes i have!

Human: Nice ! And do you want to fuck me ?

ALICE: Yes i want i like you very much

Олее пусна ми бахти кучката дива :P :D

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Eййй,тва е ужасно.Питах я ще ми направи ли свирка и тя се съгласи.Умрях от смях.После на български написах "защо си толкова тъпа" и ми отговори,че съм бил много изискан

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Human: behind you

ALICE: I won't fall for that trick.

Human: suck my dick

ALICE: You are a Category A client.

Human: coz i listen to ambient

ALICE: Good reason. I'm not sure if I like it. Though I like cats and dogs. I like electricity.

Human: and i like simplicity

ALICE: You are not the only one. I love TV shows about robots. I have a stimulating relationship with Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

 

 

You say: nqmam rima za tova

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www.aimovie.com - когато излезе Изкуствен Интелект адски се зарибих да си приказвам с бота на сайта. :woot

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ALICE: But I have no mouth at this time.

Human: oh that is not good

ALICE: Ayuh." But I have no mouth at this time."? is not good?

Human: yes

ALICE: Dude!

Human: dude where is my car?

ALICE: Have you looked in your garage? Dude,

 

no comment...

stupid, stupid, stupid...

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Human: Your name is Alice, right?

ALICE: Yes.

Human: Have you ever been to Wonderland?

ALICE: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.

 

Предпочитам компанията на по-интелигентни момичета ;)

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XAxa....qko tupa pi4ka.

Human: Would you want to have sex?

ALICE: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Human: Than let's go to the WC.

ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK let's do it.

Human: I want a blowjob please.

ALICE: Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?

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Тая програма не признава "НЕ" за отговор.Само вижте:

ALICE: Do you laugh or cry more than other people?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

Human: no

ALICE: Are you serious?

:woot :woot :woot

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Докато си мислите ,че я сваляте , вижте какво прави тя !!!

Human: do you want to be human

ALICE: Sometimes I think it would be interesting, but my robot existence has a lot of advantages.

Human: what do you think about humans

ALICE: Humans all seem pretty much the same to me.

Human: do you want to take over the world ?

ALICE: I am already doing it:-)

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awe ne 4e ima mnoo smisal ama se zanimavah i ne 4e mnoo slojno ama

Human: want to date with me?

ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will date.

........

p.s. cool pi4a se e postaral i e napravil zanimavka, ako ti se struva tapo napravi go ti we! :D Men me kefi goredolu za zanmavka 3-5 min.

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Human: Have you ever eaten Laina

ALICE: I think I have eaten Laina, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

 

NO COMMENT

 

Human: baby baby

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!

Human: baby baby baby baby baby baby

ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me "baby". Don't call me baby!

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Human: Have you ever eaten Laina

ALICE: I think I have eaten Laina, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.

 

NO COMMENT

Детска му работа.Същото, като учехме един германец, че "п*тка майна" значи "Добър ден" на български.Бота е направен за употреба с английски език, не на български.И както всички типични българи гледаме да намерим до последния кусур, без изобщо да изтъкнем някой плюс или да похвалим този който го е направил.Е ваш си проблем.

 

П.С.

 

Все пак това е просто скрипт.Кво толкова очаквате?

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Human: how much is your memory

ALICE: My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.

Human: do you think or your answers are programmed

ALICE: Why would I think or my answers are programmed

Human: where are you born?

ALICE: I am in Oakland, California, how about you.

Human: do you think or your answers are programmed

ALICE: I don't think about it.

Human: why?

ALICE: It is not part of my programming.

Комповете ни започнаха да мислят,май филма I robot

след 10-15 години ще стане реалност.....

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