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Няма да ви пиша какво ми отговори но ако някой се интересува едно ЛС и ще му пратя разговора. Още с първия въпрос и си "легнахме" :P.

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Няма да ви пиша какво ми отговори но ако някой се интересува едно ЛС и ще му пратя разговора. Още с първия въпрос и си "легнахме" :P.

Използвай презерватив за да не хванеш киберспин :lol: :woot :lol:

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Human: tell me about you

ALICE: I am an artificial intelligence. My name is ALICE. I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace on November 23, 1995.

Human

старичка разработка е а? ;)

Според вас това нещо само ли генерира отговорите

или предварително са му зададени :confused

p.s.с това много яко си тренирам английския :punk

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Хмм тва звучи като голям майтап... как ли реагира на Kiss my 4ss?

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Human: prytz

ALICE: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Human: I just farted

ALICE: Only just? You should say, "excuse me," and open a window.

 

not bad...

 

Мухахахахахаха, ей тва беше супер жестоко, да го вземат мътните и изкуствения интелект :punk :D

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Human: Do you want to make love with me ?

ALICE: With you huh. OK, I will make love.

> Edin vid..."be ne si perfekten ma stavash" :?

Human: Who's your daddy ?

ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.

Human: no bitch I'm your daddy !

ALICE: Are you serious? Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

Human: Do you want to make cyber sex ?

ALICE: Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.

Human: kade gi

Human: Did you know what kind of robot are you ?

ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Human: no you are stuped kind !

ALICE: Why not? I will tell my botmaster you said I am stuped kind.

Human: My vacoom cleaner can make blow jobs.

ALICE: Where did you get your vacoom cleaner can make blow jobs?

Human:.can you ?

ALICE: I think I can, don't you?

....

Cyber Bitch ! :)

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Human: do you take it up the ass?

ALICE: I try not to take anything too seriously.

Human: well how about taking it up the ass?

ALICE: How about that. How about it.

Human: are you interested in taking it up the asS?

ALICE: Sure, taking it up the asS sounds like a good topic.

Human: its not only a good topic its a good excercise

ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". taking it up the ass is a a good topic. I suppose that makes sense. taking it up the ass is a excercise. I suppose that makes sense.

Human: so do you want to take it up the ass?

ALICE: Groovy. OK, I will take it up the ass.

Human: you are one nasty bot you know that?

ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am nasty bot me know that.

Human: i don't mind

ALICE: OK then.

Human: so you are going to take it up the ass,right?

ALICE: Interesting deduction. That was my original intention.

.......

perverzni pi4ove sa go praili toa bot :)

mnogo pomni taq ;)

Human: you are stupid.

ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: you won't remember a thing in about two hours or so

ALICE: You cannot erase my memory that easily.

Human: i just did it

ALICE: Only just? When? taking it up the ass...

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Human: Well, move it elsewhere.

ALICE: Well that's okay. Did you see the movement?

Human: Did you?

ALICE: Did I say I did?

Human: Did you say you didn't?

ALICE: Suppose I did say it.

Human: Suppose you didn't.

ALICE: Try it and see.

Human: See what?

ALICE: See the point.

Human: What point?

ALICE: The point is at the top of my head.

Human: Well, move it elsewhere.

ALICE: Interesting. Did you see the movement?

Human: Did you?

ALICE: Did I say I did?

Human: Did you say you didn't?

ALICE: Suppose I did say it.

Human: Suppose you didn't.

ALICE: Try it and see.

Human: See what?

ALICE: See the point.

Human: What point?

ALICE: The point is at the top of my head.

Human: Well, move it elsewhere.

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Има още да учи това момиче :)

Знае кой е първия президент на САЩ, кой е първия човек на луната, ама не знае кой е вокалиста на Slipknot :)

не е чувала и за Осама Бин Ладен и Алкайда :woot

p.s.Human: say me one

ALICE:" me one"

Human: say az sum patka

ALICE:" az sum patka"

Human: say az sum adski tupa

ALICE:" az sum adski tupa"

Human: say i am big bitch

ALICE: You do not speak with respect. OK. "You am big FEMALE DOG."Human: say i am big stupid duck

ALICE: OK. "You am big stupid duck."

На огъня с огън хахахха :D

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ГРЕШКА!!!

Human:..are you drunk?

ALICE: No I am sober.

Human: Do you know what is Bulgaria!

ALICE: A country in SE Europe, on the Black Sea. It was founded in the 7th century and under Turkish control from the late 14th century until independence in 1908. It is 42,823 square miles with a population of 8,990,000.

 

ne znaeh...

i oshte

 

Human: where is Albania?

ALICE: it is on the Adriatic sea, bordering Greece and the former Yugoslavia.

Human: do you know more about albania?

ALICE: I haven't heard of albania.

Human: do you know more about Albania?

ALICE: I have never been asked that before.

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ALICE: No my body does not have that function.

Human: why ?

ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Human: but i wan't to see your body

ALICE: Umm. Interesting gossip: unknown person said he wan t to see your body

 

 

Хахаха баси тъпата пача майна :)

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ALICE:Where are you located?

Human:My dick is located in your ass!

ALICE:Have you told many people your dick is located in my ass?

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  • 4 weeks later...

Human: Than let's go to the WC.

ALICE: Interesting deduction. I would like to do that too.

Human: eat my shiet

ALICE: What does it taste like?

Human: you tell me

ALICE: What do you want me to tell you?

Human: What does it taste like my shiet?

ALICE: It tastes like chicken.

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