Бегемот Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 ТУК може да проверите по какъв начин ще умрете.По всяка вероятност е измислица и е малко тъпо за предколедно настроение, така че ако прецените може да изтриете темата На мен ми се падна A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a bag full of loose change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brat4ed' Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Aбре, Васе, кви са тези теми ,дай се хванем една гонка с 316-ките да си направим Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz^^ Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck. АХААХАХААХАХАА!!! ок . Як сайт . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon Light Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board). Очарователно, това го сънувах тая нощ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tinkertrain Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 A man posing as an employee with the gas company knocks on your door, and you let him in. Once inside your home, the man ties you to a chair at gunpoint and wraps your face in duct tape. Your home is burglarized, and prior to leaving, the man shoots you in the back of the head several times, executioner style. Баси каръка съм да ми са падне толкова дълго Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopche Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasho_1989 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 While driving, you fail to immediately pull over for speeding when signalled by the cop car behind you. While stopped, you attempt to open your glove compartment, and the rookie cop nervously opens fire on you. You are struck several times and die on the scene :ph34r: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curunir Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher beats you to death with a frozen beef tongue. Аз си знам, че човек не бива да се пазари с големи мустакати хора, дори да не са месари... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
po_taka Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business. а аз се надявах да умра в автомобилна катастрофа... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnikolaev43 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler. Аз маи не си го превеждам правлилно ,но ще бъда обелен с ножа за белене... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VMS Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KyPo Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 A doctor reuses a dirty needle during your visit, and you contract Hepatitis C. You die from complications of liver failure. Е тва вече Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antares Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion. Ахахахахаха, не може да има по-идиотска смърт! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afx Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 Няма да се тествам Хич не ги обичам подобни работи... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorikkk Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 While playing around with a friend's gun, you inadvertently shoot yourself in the head. You die instantly. винаги съм мислил, че ще умра при автомобилна катастрофа... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__smirnoff__ Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body. ахахах страхотно! Харесва ми. Ще фърча навсякъд из магазина Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UzITo Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated. Няма да се доверявам на лекарите вече Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keitaro Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business. Хаха тва като в някой филм. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk8er Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 You are the victim of a home robbery and are shot in the head several times at point blank range while you're asleep. Хахах... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Белов Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body. ХХахахах I love midgets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morskia Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 You die from complications of a ruptured appendix. Да си призная... често си мисля, че може да е точно от това Неприятно... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 After haggling over the price of meat, an enraged butcher whips you to death with a large beef tongue. 6te stava The Plovdiv Chainsaw Massacre! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Дочо Posted December 24, 2006 Share Posted December 24, 2006 While on a roller coaster, the ride malfunctions, and you fall from the car to your death, several hundred feet below. Баси...тъкмо си мислех, че т'ва лято като ида в америка ще се разцепя в някой парк на roller coaster-ите. Хора, вие внимавайте с джуджетата, че след като гледах Американски пай 5 вече съвсем ми се промени мнението за способносите им. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
officeman84 Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed. Shte spasq nechii zhiwot .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyH4o Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up. Доста грубичко Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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