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In a case of mistaken identity, you are shot to death by a drug dealer.

nikoga ne sam predpolagal 4e 6te se zabarkam s narkoplasuori i t.n. misleh si 4e 6te umra jato ne6to ot roda na smartta na Boromir ot Vlastelina 1

ЕЦЦЦ ЦЦЦЕ Леко бе ! Като герой ли ще умираш ? После с лодка ще прелетиш по Раурос и ще продължиш по Андуин до Великото Море :bgrin:

Аз пък искам като Ам-Гъл да умра - Preciousssssss :punk

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Engine failure causes an airplane you're on to fall rapidly and crash into the ocean, killing everyone on board.

 

Баси и тъпата смърт майна,се надявах да дойдат :allien и да видя няква друга галактика и там да ме kill-нат пък то ще стане само една мизерна :blowup:

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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

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While having fun with fireworks, an M-80 blows up in your hand. You die from massive blood loss.

 

Ебаси пак изобщо не обичам оръжията. Неможах ли поне върху някоя курва да тропясам.

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While driving on the freeway, a flat tire causes you to veer into oncoming traffic. You're hit by a speeding truck and are killed instantly.

 

ммм...не мислих,че ще е толкова брутално... :lol:

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Аз пък ще умра.. на старини от инсулт. Хем ще съм си изживял живота, хем няма да се мъча и няма да съм в тежест на хората около мен, тоест на 9328498234982348-те ми внуци! :rolleyes:

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While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist.

 

Ебати зловещото убийство :D :)

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аз искам да скоча от самолет или да падна от високо, ама кат стана на 70 години поне :) Хем е бързо, хем ще видя какво е да си птица, и заради налягането оказано на устата ми, най-вероятно ще е във формата на усмивка :D Весел човек съм и искам така да ме запомнят :P

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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, a rope is tied around your wrists, and a second rope is tied around your ankles. The ropes are tied together and hung on a hook from the ceiling, leaving you suspended facing the ground. Concrete blocks are placed onto your back until the weight becomes so great, your arms and legs are torn from your body.

:punk :punk :punk

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Аххаха, цъках си случайни имена и ето това излезе:

While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you.

CVLT!

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