Antares Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Това откровено го откраднах от друг форум. Линк към оригинала. sigurno povecheto nqama da go zagreqt i nqama da ima komentari no e hubavo da razkaja sluchkata shtoto pravi smqh a i decata vi sigurno shte q zagrqvat ) Zdrasti znachi dnes se zagorimi podoben razgovor v edn kanal : govori se za java VS C++ i izvednaj te0d0ra pita za kakvo govorite. sledva eto tova [22:52] <i\nsomnia> Te0d0ra: mujki razgovori... [22:52] <Te0d0ra> ahahahha [22:52] <Te0d0ra> da za cikul i bremenost i bebeta [22:52] <Te0d0ra> hahahahaa [22:52] <Te0d0ra> zduhali ste se momcheta [22:52] <JOKe> ade izpusnah razgovora [22:52] <i\nsomnia> e po-interesno otkolkoto za Java i C [22:53] <i\nsomnia> [22:53] <JOKe> as si codevam bebe [22:53] <JOKe> xaxaxa [22:53] <JOKe> :> [22:53] <JOKe> drugite ne rabotqt kakto triabva [22:53] <i\nsomnia> bebe.cry() [22:53] <i\nsomnia> bebe.die() [22:53] <ihatedumbpeople> bebe.suck(); [22:53] <i\nsomnia> bebe.insertPampers(Pampers p) [22:53] <JOKe> catch (StupidBabyException hah) { babe==null; } [22:53] <ihatedumbpeople> bebe::openMouth(); [22:53] <ihatedumbpeople> [22:53] <i\nsomnia> baba.babySit(bebe) [22:53] <JOKe> i nakraq System.gc(); [22:53] <JOKe> xaxa [22:54] <i\nsomnia> ili [22:54] <Embacho> catch(dupe.ako()) [22:54] <Embacho> ;-) [22:54] <i\nsomnia> for (babiAndDiadovci : babaOrDiado) { [22:54] <i\nsomnia> try { [22:54] <i\nsomnia> babaOrDiado.babySit(bebe); [22:55] <i\nsomnia> break; [22:55] <i\nsomnia> } [22:55] <i\nsomnia> catch (MurzelException e) {} [22:55] <i\nsomnia> } [22:55] <i\nsomnia> } [22:55] <i\nsomnia> mislia che tvurde dulgo stoia na komputera.. [22:56] <Embacho> :-) moje bi se pitate dokade stigna razgovora ami eto do tuk : [23:13] <i\nsomnia> http://pileto.borci.net/tmp/Bebe.java xaxaxa a eto source-a na programata /* * Created on Jan 12, 2005 by alek */ /** * @author i\nsomnia */ import com.semeistvo.*; /** * Klas za deca i bebeta ot vsiakuv rod */ public class Bebe extends ZagubenoVreme implements SuprujeskoZaduljenie { /** * Rajda novo bebe * @param mama maikata na bebeto * @param tate bashtata na nula (priema se null) */ public Bebe(Roditel mama, Roditel tate) { mama.ohBoli(); mama.vzemiPari(1000); this.mama = mama; bieneta = 0; if (tate != null) { tate.vzemiPari(1000); this.tate = tate; tate.kusaiNervi(); tate.setShansZaRazvod(10); } else { bebe.plach(); } } private Roditel mama; private Roditel tate; package void zanimavai() { for (mama.getRoditeli(): babaOrDiado) { try { babaOrDiado.gledai(this); return; } catch (MurzelException e) {} catch (SkandalException e) { mama.iztriiRoditel(babOrDiado); } } for (tate.getRoditeli(): babaOrDiado) { try { babaOrDiado.gledai(this); return; } catch (MurzelException e) {} catch (SkandalException e) { mama.iztriiRoditel(babOrDiado); } } // nikoi ne shte da gleda deteto try { tate.gledai(this); return; } catch (NemamNerviException e) { mama.bezSexSus(tate); } // ako i tatkoto ne shte mama.gledai(this); } package void boi() { bieneta++; if (bieneta > 100) { this.umri(); System.gc(); } if (!placheneVMomenta) plach(); } private boolean placheneVMomenta = false; private int bieneta; private void plach() { placheneVMomenta = true; tate.iadosai(); mama.iadosai(); boi(); placheneVMomenta = false; } private void porastvane() { Thread.sleep(3600 * 24 * 30 * 18); // 18 godini if (bebe.jensko()) bebe.dete = new Bebe(this,suseda); tata.vzemiPari(Integer.MAX_VALUE); mama.vzemiPari(Integer.MAX_VALUE); } } //zabelejete funkciqta porastvane hahahaha btw neznam za vas na mene mnogo smqh mi pravi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mIRCata Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Muahahaha тва за catch (StupidBabyException hah) { babe==null; } е мноо яко :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James_Bond007 Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Opredeleno nqma kak da ti e skuchno s takiva obrazi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melkor Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 Не е зле. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mIRCata Posted January 13, 2005 Share Posted January 13, 2005 // nikoi ne shte da gleda deteto try { tate.gledai(this); return; } catch (NemamNerviException e) { mama.bezSexSus(tate); } Кърти мивки и фаянс отсякъде браво браво за откритието на тоз бисер в програмирането Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dare_Devil Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Хахахахахахахаха!!!! Това кърти не само мивки и фаянс, ами и тухли, панели, монолит... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATE Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Много готино.Ей тфа е лиготия! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheese Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Боже, колко мъка има на тоя свят Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boro Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 хахаха да му имам въображението Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psihara^^ Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 mdaaa opredeleno ima mn smeh tuka radwam se 4e o6te ne sme zaciklili totalno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimjaur Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Оле..... Пешо отде изкопа това ве? Мно яко Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antares Posted January 14, 2005 Author Share Posted January 14, 2005 Един колега опер в #Plovdiv го изтряска това във тамошните форуми. Болен мозък С негово лично позволение го изплагиатствах тук. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sasquatch Posted January 14, 2005 Share Posted January 14, 2005 Никак не зле, като за програмистки хумор даже е супер Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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