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....изкопах бързо нещо да не съм офф


Edited by po_taka

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За руски поназнайващите...



Хааааааааааахаааааааааааахаааааааааахаааааааааахаааааааааааа!!!!!!!!!Това е по-безсмислено и от чалга.

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Close-to-complete Ideology and Religion Shit List


Taoism: Shit happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."

Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.

Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.

Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.

Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.

Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.

Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.

Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.

Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.

Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)

Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.

Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?

ORTHODOX JUDAISM - "so shit happens, already"

Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.

Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.

Creationism: God made all shit.

Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.

Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!

Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.

Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.

Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.

Utopianism: This shit does not stink.

Darwinism: This shit was once food.

Capitalism: That's MY shit.

Communism: It's everybody's shit.

Feminism: Men are shit.

Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...

Commercialism: Let's package this shit.

Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.

Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.

Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.

Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?

Stoicism: This shit is good for me.

HARE KRISHNA - "shit happens rama rama"

NATION OF ISLAM - "don't take no shit"

NEW AGE - "visualize shit happening"

SHINTOISM - "you inheritt shit of your ancestors"

EXISTENTIALISM - "what is shit, anyway?"

SCIENTOLOGY - "if shit happens, see Dianetics p.137"

MORMONISM - "excrement happens" (don't say shit)

BAPTISM - "we'll wash the shit right off you"

MYSTICISM - "this is really weird shit"

VOODOO - "shit doesn't just happen - we made it happen"

Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!

Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.

Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.

Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.

TELEVANGELISM - "send money or shit will happen to you"

Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.

Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?

Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.

Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.

Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.

Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.

Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.

Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?

Agnostic #3: What is this shit?


Atheism: What shit?

Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!

Nihilism: No shit.

Narcisism: I am the shit!


And of course we must add...Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!

Edited by gado

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Рапторе, върна ми стари спомени и ми развесели вечерта. Навремето някъде в началото на 80 - те имах една Унитра (модерна техника за онези години), която въртеше само напред и за да си върна назад лентата смятай какви обороти съм правил с молива.

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